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Socially Distanced Since 1897 Funny Dracula Goth Introvert Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Since 1897, the Count has known the truth: some people are just better avoided. Celebrate your inner introvert with this Victorian-style Dracula comic tribute. Whether you're dodging sunlight or just dodging small talk, this vintage-inspired Bram Stoker fan art is the ultimate statement piece for the socially selective. Perfect for Goths, English majors, and anyone who prefers their coffin to a crowded party.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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