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Merry Fucking Christmas || Heavy Metal Santa War Pig (Motörhead) Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Unleash the war pig this season with this 'Merry Fucking Christmas' heavy metal tribute. Featuring a distressed speed metal skull in a Santa hat, this anti-holiday hard rock design is the ultimate offensive gag gift or secret santa present for classic speed metal fans and introverts.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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