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Merry Fucking Christmas || Heavy Metal Santa War Pig (Motörhead) Card

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Unleash the war pig this season with this 'Merry Fucking Christmas' heavy metal tribute. Featuring a distressed speed metal skull in a Santa hat, this anti-holiday hard rock design is the ultimate offensive gag gift or secret santa present for classic speed metal fans and introverts.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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